Wish we were there right now!!!
February is just not going to get here fast enough! 10 more paychecks until Mexico!! ;o)
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Thought I'd share this bit of humor:
What My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. -"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION . -"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. -"If you don't straighten up,I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. -" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. -"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. -"Make sure you wear clean underwear,in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. -"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. -"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST. -"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. -"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. -"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12.. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. -"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. -"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. -"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. -"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world whodon't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. -"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING . -"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. -"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. -"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. -"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . -"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. -"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. -"Shut that door behind you.Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM . -"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE." -One day you'll have kids,and I hope they turn out just like you"
~Author Unknown~
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